thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

(via secretlymartinfreeman)


dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(via postllimit)


alt-j:

objectification and dehumanization of lesbians: the comedy. catch it tuesdays 10:30/9:30 central on mtv

(via shutupandlisten131)


amslammin:

tell-me-wasitworthit:



Lions are fed frozen blood during the heatwave in Melbourne

aka the most metal popsicle 

Bc it’s full of iron hahahhahahahahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAH YES

amslammin:

tell-me-wasitworthit:

Lions are fed frozen blood during the heatwave in Melbourne

aka the most metal popsicle 

Bc it’s full of iron hahahhahahahahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAH YES

(via tardiswithwifi)


obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

(via shutupandlisten131)


440-tuneit:

becca-morley:

adventures in school

someone should add my pineapple story on here

(via shippingeveryshipthereeverwas)


holy-dildo:

death noot

holy-dildo:

death noot

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